My sister did her best at convincing herself and everybody else that the 2-day fever she had at our cousins wedding two months ago was actually swine flu.
These are the texts between us today:
Megan: I think I have mecury poisoning.
And swine flu?
Megan: I can be awkward... but i font think its bad enough for a diagnosis.
p.s. I've used her original spelling. She's in graduate school, by the way. I fully expect her to come at me with a list of supporting reasons for her self-diagnoses of aforementioned diseases. Except for autism. Probably.