me: sure do
Nathan: beautiful
well get out to chicago
i know a real nice courthouse
me: reeeeeeeeeeeal nice
Nathan: can we get married to zeppelin IV?
me: hell why not
we're gonna have the tallest most awesome babies ever
Nathan: when you walk down the isle we'll play "been a long time been a long time been a long lonely lonely lonely time"
me: perfect
do courthouses have aisles?
Nathan: our babies'll probly be midgets
me: ha!
but they will wanna rock
Nathan: yes
just like mom and dad
me: exacto
Nathan: courthouses are perfect
we can prance around and noone will car
e
me: for our wedding? definitely
then we can have a party at the farm
Nathan: !
me: yup
Nathan: country courthouse and a bluegrass shakedown
me: yes
i'm gonna put a bow on your dog
Nathan: my dog is with the ex
me: oh NO
Nathan: bummed
me: honey
sweetie
love
i'm sorry
i'll still marry you
Nathan: we'll get our own dog
me: i'll just put a bow on you
Nathan: a bull mastiff
me: ha
that'll eat our midget children
Nathan: yes... we'll name her thor
me: of course they could put a saddle on it and they could ride it around
oh thor
sweet puppy
Nathan: thor! stop looking at the children like that and eat yer alpo
me: poor thing gets hungry, midget children are like tasty nuggets
tasty nuggets who wanna rock NOT get eaten by thor
i loved the songs you sent me
Nathan: thanks
me: welcome
Nathan: come over and we'll listen to my scratchy copy of stairway
me: sweet
and drink whiskey
Nathan: it's really good
yes
me: i'll bet it is
Nathan: whisky
but only if we feel irish
me: we do
Nathan: i always do
me: me too
bye husband
i have to go play with oil
Nathan: i have to go re start stairway
me: yeah you do
Nathan: have a good afternoon
me: you too
Nathan: <3
me: oh honey
xoxoxoxoxox
you should write me a song then i can tattoo your lyrics on the inside of my left arm
i've got the perfect place picked out
<3 Nathan: sure
I neeeded a laugh and this is makin' me laug sohard I cant tupe@
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